-The Pope Wears Prada-
Humility has its rewards,
but never like this before.
The holiest church of rome
looks more like "Pimp My Pope."

Shrouded like a rockstar, well I've got a problem
with the latest pontiff.
He's got a penchant for conspicuous consumption
but no one notices it.

King of the new world order,
"il papa" steps in style.
The spoils of holy wars
have paid for papal fashion shows.

He's trying to pass through the eye
of sewing needles in Prada slippers.
Never a sacrifice--
only lies.

The price of piety is on the rise
and he's paid in full.
The gleam from his digs from toe to skull
blinds the eyes.